September 08, 2010, 12:02:53 AM
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on: February 08, 2010, 11:54:48 AM
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Started by dum dum - Last post by CheCharra
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Scam. I'm trying to deal with it.
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on: February 07, 2010, 10:05:54 PM
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Started by dum dum - Last post by dum dum
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I got a "virus notice" from the "forum team" : Dear, dum dum! A virus alert was noticed on your computer. We highly recommend you to check your computer and perform online virus check at our site immediately: http://security-tool2010.net/dum dum Sounds fishy! Is this for real Sanford, or a scam? Anybody else get this? |
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on: October 11, 2009, 04:05:54 AM
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Started by pollinator - Last post by pollinator
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Reader Mike B. sends in a poop story entitled, "The Phantom Shitter"
One night a week before college graduation four other guys and I decided to take a trip out to a friend's house to get away from the city. We picked up a couple of thirty packs and proceeded to play 711 doubles from the confines of my friend's basement. The next morning we woke up at the crack of dawn and after consuming lots and lots of Budweiser the basement stank like shit.
We opened up the small windows, turned on a fan, but with no success. It stank. We knew something was not right as we proceeded to scour the basement for its source. Nestled in the far most corner of the basement was a barstool with no arms. On top of it was a tightly coiled load the size of great dane's shit. It was a perfectly formed piece of shit. If that shit were a man it would have been labeled an Adonis.
But how could someone have gotten up in the middle of the night in a drunken stupor and manage to drop trough on a bar stool with no arms with no means of positioning there body over the seat, without a point of leverage in sight. We each promised to go into the bathroom remove their underwear, come back out and the group would inspect them for any residue left from improperly wiping or not wiping at all the night before. No evidence. Nothing. The next week graduation came and went and we all said our goodbyes until another day. That night however a legend was born. The Phantom Shitter. Will he ever strike again? I don't know. What I do know is that I miss him.
I do appreciate a good, coiled poop. Like chocolate soft serve. It really is a neat shape to pull off. As for dropping anchor on a barstool, that strikes me as a brutal task. The phantom shitter probably had to stand on the circular wood footrest in order to squat properly. All in all, an extremely impressive crime. Like a cat burglar. I'd nickname the offending poop The Brown Panther.
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on: October 08, 2009, 11:06:22 PM
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Started by artemisia - Last post by artemisia
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there was a time when the gods were easier to please, less demanding & more shallow, i feel the same applies with mortals. is this progress of the human soul as well as one becoming one with a God Whom is God of gods?
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on: October 08, 2009, 10:49:55 PM
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Started by Jessie Sparkgrrl - Last post by artemisia
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more green eyeshadow, please & less californication
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on: October 08, 2009, 10:39:24 PM
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Started by aplynch - Last post by artemisia
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dude get a grip, really
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on: August 08, 2009, 04:16:08 PM
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Started by pollinator - Last post by pollinator
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The Sexy Tub Shart Incident - m4w
Date: 2009-06-10, 5:19PM EDT
I know the bubble bath was really sexy, fun and us both so damn horny, but I was just trying to make a few bubbles and some laughs. I am sorry I sharted in the tub, but you didn't have jump out of the tub and freak the fuck out with your arms, legs and hair flinging sharty water everywhere. Now I have soapy shart water all over the bath room, hallway walls and ceilings of both. It is even in the fucking carpet. Thanks for the freak out and ungodly mess. Please don't let a weird one time incident come between us baby. You know we need each other despite the flying soapy shit water.
* Location: The Tub
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PostingID: 1215301807
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on: August 08, 2009, 04:03:59 PM
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Started by pollinator - Last post by pollinator
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I need your eyesore,please help
Date: 2009-05-13, 2:04PM PDT
I had a nice hedge on my property line, but my neighbor said it was a ratty eyesore and killed it. I would like a bus? a train car? huge peice of rusted heavy equiptment?? This is not a joke If you have something huge and ugly you need to be rid of perhaps we can help eachother out! I would prefer something tall and ominous but will consider any old peice of shit. Wreckage from a airplane would also fit the bill. Also, if part of it squeekes in the wind or is highly reflective in the sun that would be a plus
* Location: kelso
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